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Get your Hilton out of my Bush!

We'll always have Paris (and, wait a sec... I'm forgetting her name right now...), but let us not forget that there exist other fabulously sexy and gossip-worthy sets of single sisters. And better yet, some of them are twins! I didn't realize how starved I was for a debauched Jenna and Barbara panty-less toga party until, seeing their names, I pounced hungrily on this item on msnbc.com's The Scoop. Although it includes Pansy Division, it is lame. It did, however, remind me of the twins' heyday of underage drinking and pratfalls at frat parties, and filled me with hope of a brighter future when their sapphic trysts will be caught on digital video and leaked to the press. Until then, get your fill at The First Twins: Jenna Bush and Barbara Bush.