December 05, 2003
fox news drops the soap
Ummm... I don't really know what to say about this. Maybe the perfect gift for your favorite CEO or mutual fund manager who looks to be spending the holidays in minimum security prison? Other fabulous gifts available at the foxnews shop include the O'Reilly Factor Cuddler Blanket, which is "big enough for a couple", provided that couple is white, heterosexual, and supports the war on terror.
The FOX News Shop: Soap on a Rope
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