December 08, 2003
when your last fin is worth more than the wallet holding it
All that time MacGyver wasted building remote-controlled bombs out of chewing gum and bobby pins could have been spent building an empire - an Empire of Duct Tape Fashion Accessories! We'll leave it to you how attractive you find them, but they are certainly attractively priced, and as far as we can tell have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with metrosexuality, which is a plus.
Oh, wait. Are you really, really cheap? Try making your own instead. Home schooling may be out, but home fashion is totally in. Haven't you noticed that everyone's been gutting their pet sheep and wearing them on their feet?
How to make a Duct Tape wallet
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