December 11, 2003
when beauty is as deep as your pocketbook
Two new additions to awfulplasticsurgery.com - Xtina and Catherine "My Last Name is Cooler Than Douglas" Zeta-Jones. In addition, the site includes a brilliant quote from "a fan" of the self-styled drrrrrrty girl: "It looks like you could get herpes just [from] standing close to her." The site's sensible hostess declines to comment on the Zeta-Jones pics due to the star's "litigious" nature.
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