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Yeah, okay, so they caught Saddam and he will now be put on trial yadah yadah yadah (see, I told you we had a little Jew in us). Two-twenty presumes he will end up either in a special "Space Jail", or at Arkham Asylum where he and The Penguin can swap stories about the good old days when WMDs and/or chemical-spraying umbrellas earned a man a little respect.

It was a busy weekend, so forgive us if we move along. The Red Sox signed Keith Foulke, who will kindly throw the pitch that clinches the Sox the 2004 AL pennant. On the flip side, Gary Sheffield realized he was kidding no one but himself in thinking he was worth upwards of $13M per year, and signed with the Yankees. It snowed, again. But trumping all of this was the welcome, welcome news that Patsy and Edina will soon be making us all feel like well-adjusted adults again. That's right, The Hollywood Reporter... er... reports that new Ab Fabs will begin airing on Oxygen in January. Two-twenty hopes that Edina will go to one of those shrinks who use ecstacy as a therapeutic tool...

Drink up, sweeties -- AbFab's back Jan. 2 | Hollywood Reporter