December 16, 2003
tupac spotted riding killer whale into the sunset
Two-twenty has already reported on the untimely demise of Keiko the killer whale, aka Willy. New developments indicate that the dear beast's interment was much more 'cloak and dagger' than one might expect for the average aquatic mammal. CBS reports that the burial took place "secretly" last night, "under cover of darkness", ostensibly to avoid a "media circus". Hm. Two-twenty begins to suspect that this whole "Saddam capture" hoopla is an international feint to draw attention away from the real story: Keiko's NOT DEAD AT ALL! Expect a "posthumous" Free Willy 4, 5 and 6. Didn't know there already was a 2 and a 3? The plot thickens, eh?
On the upside, whether dead or alive Keiko continues to inspire beauty in all of us. Witness these lines from the AP wire, via CBS: "Keiko... was buried Monday in a snow-bound pasture during the deep darkness of Nordic winter..."
Keiko Buried In Norway | CBS News
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