December 17, 2003
transcending taped tryst with trillionaire trollop
Is it true? Salon's The Fix reports that Shannen Doherty and Rick Solomon are back together again (!). If this is true, it would be so much bigger than, like, if Brenda and Dylan got over the whole Kelly thing and there was, like, a total Christmas special and like, they had, like, kids and... wait, it was Kelly who got to star(r) in this year's Christmas Special.
We cannot help but be slightly skeptical, if only because Salon's source is the Internet Movie Database. Don't get us wrong, we love the Imdb. But it's more famous for proving that Roger Ebert wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (like, a totally awesome movie -- seriously) than for cutting edge celebrity gossip. Adding to the confusion, Imdb cites Page Six as their source, but why would we even be talking about the Imdb or Salon if Page Six was involved?
Heh. Made it through that whole post without mentioning Paris Hilton or the phrase "sex tape". Fuck!
Movie & TV News | Imdb - 3rd item (via Salon)
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