December 17, 2003
isn't it pretty to think so
We're surprised there were no gawker stalker sightings of Bennifer this week, as it attended a holiday party thrown by one of its publicists in the city Monday night. Ben managed to disentangle his lips from JLo's ass long enough to weigh in on the Saddam issue and Bush's chances for re-election:
"If he capitalizes on [Saddam's capture] correctly, [Bush] could hang on to the office," stated the much sought-after campaign strategist. The vaunted foreign policy maven added, "If he were smart, he would declare victory right now and bring home the soldiers."
The celebrated ethicist and long-time student of the impact of culture and religion on international affairs had this to say about Saddam's fate: "I think it would be a mistake to execute him. You don't want any appearance of martyrdom."
Daily Dish & Gossip - Rush & Molloy | NY Daily News
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