two-twenty

swine before pearls (and anything else except cash)

We have begun making our holiday shopping list, that is, the list of things we would like people to buy for us. As of last night, two-twenty's big three Chrismukkah wishes were for a beach house, a dental plan, and a bunch of lightbulbs -- specifically the ones Philips makes (in Poland!) that supposedly last a whole year. However, we have just discovered a new item that in one fatty swoop made all other potential gifts seem utterly unnecessary. We want, no, we demand, a subscription to the The Grateful Palate's Bacon of the Month Club. While you're at it, feel free to throw in a membership to their wine club; bacon makes us thirsty. Thanks.