two-twenty

god's love for sale

As if invading science fiction literature and "rock music" wasn't enough, those wacky Christians have decided to breach what two-twenty has always assumed was the very sanctuary, the very fortress on the hill, of secularism - the teen fashion magazine. The Morning News points out this disturbing development in their quite useless Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers.

Yes, it is the New Testament disguised as Cosmo Girl, and you can save by pairing this spiritual selection with the Extreme Teen Bible! I don't know if the latter is any good, but we did once own a video called Extreme Teen Blowjobs and at least half of two-twenty seems to remember getting a lot of enjoyment out of that. Come to think of it, betcha Extreme Teen Bi Belles wouldn't be half bad either.

Revolve: The Complete New Testament | Amazon (via The Morning News)

In related news, Christian mommies exploit good old fashioned movie fun to further brainwash their helpless offspring. Oh, and to shill their crappy book.

Teens and "The Lord of the Rings" | Christian-Mommies.com (heh)