December 30, 2003
anna anna anorectic anna nicole
Anna Nicole Smith has once again proven herself to be the Madonna of the trailer trash set by reinventing herself (again) with the help of Trimspa. Sure the pills are legal -- and ephedra free -- but having watched two seasons of Anna scarf down everything but Sugar Pie, we're 99% certain that the active ingredient of Trimspa's formula x32 is speed speed speed. Here's hoping her new svelte figure will incite E! to renew her show for another season so we can see her hopped up on mother's little helpers instead of slurring and stumbling on painkillers.
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