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January 20, 2004

words to live by

Ok, what the hell is going on with all of these crazy dadaist spams? The totally random word lists were one thing, but now some of these generators appear to be including grammatical rules. Are the machines... learning? This one came today, from one Lionel Coates, with a subject line implying that two-twenty needed to get its debt under control (which may or may not be true):

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This is sort of like those messages from televangelists and psychics that don't really make sense, but have just enough general relevance to ensure that those who are appropiately vulnerable and unstablewill view them as absolute, incontrovertible truths. Two-twenty is seized by an irrational desire to send Lionel Coates a bunch of money... as long as he takes credit cards.

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