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A project: date our flatmate update, provided by the flatmate in question: I’ll be honest, not a lot has been going on with this recently. What with Joanna and Ash being in Paris, me being out of town for nearly two weeks, the winter weather, the binge drinking, the alien abductions, etc… So, this is simply an apology to anyone who was hoping to live vicariously through this, er, experience, and yes, I am talking to both of you. The good news: spoke with Ash the other day and in regards to p:dof he promised/warned me that I should “be very afraid” as I anticipate his return. Knowing him, soon my picture and cellphone number will be up on some special subsection of craigslist’s casual encounters called “anal only” or “leather lovers”.

Anyway, a brief update for all: Joanna suggested about twenty matches for me on slutster, I looked at about half of them, sent messages to exactly three of them, and precisely two of them wrote back to me. Additionally, in an event proving the ultimate meta-incestuous nature of blogging*, one lovely lady who had been ‘suggested’ was at Lockhart’s party last weekend. We did not meet, but she found this site through his site, found my slutster page through p:dof, realized she had seen it before and sent me a message. In fact, it was her kind note that prompted me to compose this post.

Uh, yeah, so… I guess I’m going to update my slutster page, like with some music and stuff… Lasagnafarm reminds me that slutster is like the trucker hat of websites, but also makes me wonder if I should change my profile age to 28 or 29… ummm… Lindsayism threatens to begin an online dating project as well, hopefully more successful than ours or the spark’s… let’s see… other dating news… oh, from what we’ve seen so far on the episodes and in the 'scenes from', that Larissa on Average Joe 2 is a total kissing slut. Even David Daskal gets a taste!

*I hate this word. I am a self-hating blogger. Please, someone, come up with a better word. I will buy anyone a beer who invents a more respectable word two-twenty can use for what it is and does other than blog and blogging. No offense, of course, everyone knows blogging is played, yo. We’re just trying to stay ahead of the backlash through some linguistic trickery. Send all suggestions to alex@two-twenty.net. Free beer may be redeemed at any establishment listed in Wendy Mitchell’s guide to New York City’s Best Dive Bars.