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The Bloggingest Fucking Week Ever: Tuesday Edition

What's up, bloggers and bloggettes? We sure are pleased as punch to see y'all here for our roundup of bloggorific news! If you're looking for clever, topical posts about political and cultural events of the moment, like say the Oscar nominations or the NH primaries, look elsewhere. We here at two-twenty are happily chewing away at our own tail. Read on!

• Whatevs displays the following message: "Bandwidth Limit Exceeded. The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later." Later, the message changes to "There is no website configured at this address." Possible explanations: a. the site has exploded due to massive traffic from link on VH1's "Best Week Ever" Blog, b. the site is being sued by Pepsi and/or Pink and/or Slash and is forced to shut down, or c. Uncle Grambo is still drunk from last night and came up with a clever way to avoid having to update site: post error messages!
• In related news: Stereogum recently sold out when he informed readers he would be saving "topical" (read: "all A and B level material") posts for VH1's "Best Week Ever" Blog. Redeemed himself in two-twenty's eyes by posting new Trans Am song today. Two-twenty also acknowledges desperate, all-consuming desire to itself sell out.
• TMFTML tries to sort out mysterious mutual masturbation trend in female blogging community, and how it relates to piles of shit on glass coffee tables.
• Both Wonkette and Low Culture weigh in mightily on politically limp-wristed Dennis Miller's new TV show. Laughter ensues. Wonkette's comments are picked up by VH1's "Best Week Ever" Blog.
• Lockhart Steele lays down the law when it comes to the LES. The Gray Lady shakes in her boots.
• Everyone, and I mean everyone (including VH1's "Best Week Ever" Blog), posts about the pope and his break-dancing pals. Two-twenty says mea culpa, but also points out we took the absolute lowest route available to us: a Polish lightblub joke.