January 28, 2004
the week in trends beginning with "s"
Hot new trend to go along with sex slaves (additional hype may be found here): dwarf singers. Or at least singers with medical conditions that make them small, or something. First there was Jasmine Arteaga, the 18 yo wee one with the (yes, we're going there) big voice, who made it through to the next round on American Idol last night. Then came this morning's Times article on Thomas Quasthoff, the bass baritone "with abnormally short legs and vestigial arms", who will get some crazy exposure on PBS tonight, yo. Short songsters = the new stizzle. Hott.
It's the Vocal Cords That Matter Most | NY Times
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