two-twenty

not that there's anything wrong with that

As you may have noticed, two-twenty does not have a "comments" feature. As the following note from a fott who shall remain nameless shows, this is for your own protection.

I really like the website. It's witty, urbane, and loaded with pithy bon mots. Frankly, I'm a little surprised, given that web blogs are generally operated by, and geared toward, homosexuals. Which I am certainly not. That said, if I had any suggestion... free photos of really hard core gay rape could mitigate a bit of the snooze factor. You know,less talk and more cock.

Of course I suggest the gay stuff not because it turns me on or anything. That would make me queer. Which I am not. I just think it would be funny. Besides, rape is an act of violence, not lust. Or something you do when you want to show someone just who's really in charge. Like with pledges, or your younger brother, or when you're at camp and you are initiating the new guys into a secret club or something. And sometimes it's not about either of those things, like when you're just hanging with your buddy and he says something like "That's my playstation controller, fag" and then you say, "Oh yeah? I'll show you who the fag is", and then you pin him down and blow him. But that's just goofing around, not fagging off like some kind of homo.

How true. How true. We would like to take this opportunity to point out that the above was definitely not written by Joel Klein.