two-twenty

gearing up for valentine's day massacre

Fott Kathy forwards on a deliciously precocious little evite to The Tigress Den Premiere Party, billed as "The only singles party where women come first."

We assume they mean "premiere" as in "first of its kind" as opposed to "premiere" as in "celebrating a movie's opening". A cursory imdb search reveals a 1977 "erotic adventure" film entitled "Tigress". However, as the only on-site review calls Tigress "the worst of the Ilsa movies" and complains that although "[t]he deaths at the Siberian camp are entertaining... the chainsaw/arm-wrestling scenes [have been] cut..." two-twenty assumes that this party is not a celebration of a nearly-lost cult classic. Too bad.

Instead, Tigress Den appears to be a party where women are encouraged to shop and gossip about guys for two hours, before the very guys they have been gawking over show up and fuck them. Or something like that. Other neat ideas from Cosmo Parties: eating food in pitch darkness with your hands while people wearing night-vision goggles stalk around you (Afghanistan Night!); something called a "Message Party", which is basically Friendster without the all-important feature of being able to anonymously ignore the senders of icky messages you don't like.

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