two-twenty

laughing at ourselves not with ourselves

As some of you may have noticed, two-twenty features rotating tag-lines beneath our title. Twenty of them, in fact. Though not yet bored with what we've already penned, we arrived at Mercury Lounge last night (Sister Christian still stuck in our heads) with time and brain cells to kill. What follows is the original list. It will be edited. We promise.

• fictional journalism
• we are medium rare
• you're good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you
• date our flatmate you goddamn bitch
• boldly going... downhill. and fast.
• smoking outside, hurting inside
• an oblique strategy
• no woman no cry hahhahahhahahhahahhaa
• robots in disguise
• may cause anal leakage
• in philadelphia we're worth fifty bucks
• we can rebuild it
• we can rebuilt him (or her or you or it)
• that color is you
• these pretzels are making us thirsty
• clothing optional, attitude mandatory
• five dollars buys a seat on our bandwagon
• making smart cookies out of your stupid pie
• your jedi mind tricks won't work on us
• by the power of greyskull
• we have fallen and we do not wish to get up
• pumping irony (noice!)
• where the fuck is my shot of ketel one
• this can only end badly
• the neverending story -- no, really, try to get us to shut up asshole
• blatantly unnecessary
• and now back to our regular programming
• measure twice, cut once, always wear a condom
• mess with the bull, you get the horns
• helpful or hurtful

And, just for the holidays...

• jesus died for you, you ungrateful fuck
• chaka khan is not a jewish holiday
• ain't cool to be no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving