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sex scandal smorgasbord

Ha ha ha. Ha. Neil Strauss has had a certian buzz about him on the interwebosphere recently, but let us not forget about the man who made Neil the sex machine he is today: Mystery. Here's a link to his website, which breaks down the "venusian arts": The Mystery Method. A sample of what to expect:

MM is comprised of all my most popular venusian arts concepts: The 3 second rule, group theory (social dynamics) including pawning, solid game vs. fool's mate, neg theory, peacock theory, indirect stackable openers, hoop theory, cat theory, multiple thread theory, active testing for IOIs (indicators of interest), LMR (last minute resistance) tactics, and more.

Speaking of scary sexy things, the free Paris video has already been taken down. Sorry. We have it, if you want you can come over and watch it. Bring beer. From the "you can thank us later" department: at least we saved you the money shot.

In related news, we would like to point out that, as far as we know, Rachel Federman has never been in a homemade porn video. Nor, again as far as we know, has she ever slept with Sen. Kerry. Oops. On the other hand, Alex Polier. Alex Polier Alex Polier Alex Polier. We will not take the low road and link to THE NAME while debating whether or not one should speak THE NAME. Rather, we will take the even lower, gutter-level road and speak/write/shout THE NAME in the streets. And mention that we spake it last night, bitch.

We feel a little bit trashy today. And it feels good.

ps we will be voting for kerry come november. and if it turns out that there is any truth to this rumor, we will vote for him even harder. and we will definitely buy a Polier handbag or scarf when they arrive at a store near us.