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February 20, 2004

the passion of the crazy anti-semite

Disney bought the Muppets? Great. Now we are so totally going to get sued for this. Speaking of which, did anyone see the Mel Gibson interview with Diane Sawyer? Saw a few clips of it and Jesus H. Christ, Mel certainly hasn't had to stretch too much for his repeated roles as a crazy an impassioned zealot. Mad Max? Lethal Weapon? Conspiracy Theory? Braveheart? The Patriot? We Were Soldiers? Need we go on? Mel's roles in all of these movies (and more) were men of, um, single-minded purpose. Devoted. Insane.

What does this prove? That despite what you (and critics) might think, Mel Gibson's greatest acting performance took place in What Women Want. The rest was just Mel being Mel.

Ooh, and speaking of Mel, he may be all cuddly and Jew-friendly right now (the Heebs spend a lot of money on movies, we hear, especially on Christmas day), but his daddy thinks Jews are a bunch of big fat liars. The Holocaust didn't kill any Jews, he says, they all just left for places like "the Bronx and Brooklyn and Sydney and Los Angeles." Riiight.

Buck up, Mel! Remember, any publicity is good publicity!

ps before any of you get all pissy remember that two-twenty is about 1/4 greedy Jew. Black people get to say the "N Word"; we get to make fun of WASPS and Heebs and dirty fucking Australians. And the French, but that's a freebie. Oh, and Canadians, but that's mostly Celine Dion's fault. Wait a sec, this was all making fun of Catholic anti-Semites. Um, can we get a one-time lifetime pass on that?

Gibson father: Holocaust mostly 'fiction' | Salon

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