March 09, 2004
minor report
The Mirror reports that Colin Farrell almost hooked up with Lindsay Lohan, the chick from Freaky Friday, but bailed on the date after she told him she was just seventeen years old. "Thanks," he supposedly said, "maybe in a year or so."
In the meantime, Colin can console himself with one of Lindsay's, like, totally cute t-shirts:
COLIN DOES HAVE MORALS AFTER ALL | Mirror.co.uk
july 14th 2006 | missus hamburger
franks bar and restuarant, vienna | mister hamburger
nick burns on nicks and razor burn