March 10, 2004
puppy love
Some people love their animals. Some people love to play ball with their animals, and some people love to play with their animal's balls (not work safe). Others, it turns out, love their animals so much that they just want the little rascals to have balls they can be proud of, regardless of their, er, reproductive capabilities. The real beauty of prosthetic pet testicle suppliers Neuticles, however, is that they can provide you, the proud pet-owner, with a necklace, a bracelet, even a keychain that proudly displays exact replicas of your pet's gonads. Don't let the jesus freaks have all the fun with their crucifixion nail necklaces. Remember-- if they can worship GOD with their jewelery, surely you can worship DOG with yours.
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