two-twenty

ever dedicated to providing the ogle you googled

The big Style Section cover story of this week's Times was about Google. Seeing as the search engine's already built in to almost every web browser, and that everyone, including self-proclaimed neo-luddites, is savvy enough to not only use the engine but the word "google" as a verb, the article's prominence seems a bit ridiculous, at least for old news. Still, without Google and it's occasional haphazard results, two-twenty would receive a hell of a lot less visitors than it does. We know because we are watching you. We are watching you because we care.

In general, the search strings that lead readers to two-twenty make perfect sense: we've waxed on about Rich girl Jamie Gleicher and her richer dad Leo, suggested Adam Mesh's net worth was above the Average Joe's, posted pictures of Elvis' fashion-model granddaughter Riley Keough, and yacked about Alexandra Kerry (and her father and the other Alexandra in their lives).

Other times the queries kinda make sense: we've declared our love for Mishal Hussain, but have no pictures of her nude, we've written about Jessica Simpson, though not her cosmetics line, Dessert, that a lot of people seem to think might be edible, and though like everyone else, we had something to say about Janet Jackson's display at the Superbowl, that was the only "nipple slip" we covered... until now,

Apparently all the world loves a good old flash of titties. We tried to expose (heh) the oft-queried Ally Hillfiger booby-shot, but like the hundreds of people who've visited two-twenty looking for evidence, we came up empty-handed (heh heh). Lucky for you, our dear nipple-slip seekers, we were finally able to locate another popular search: Nicole Richie's breast-baring antics on the runway of Joey & T's October 31st 2003 fashion show.

You can download the real video clip here.The Simple Life star flashes her assets just about four minutes in.

See, we told you we care!