March 15, 2004
the hair club for penn
Could Sean Penn be taking another swipe at his former friend Nicolas Cage? IMDb reports that Penn now credits his success to his hair -- something Cage, who Penn criticized back in 1991 by stating he was "no longer an actor", has been losing steadily for years. Penn was quoted as saying, "All the training I've received is based on finding things internally and pulling them to the surface. Then I began trusting that those things would be there. But now I consider myself to really be a hair actor...". We're hoping Cage comes back with something along the lines of, "Sean Penn is Sam."
A "hair actor". Please. That is so retarded.
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