March 24, 2004
will the bride wear white? will the bride wear anything?
Today's 3am report in the Mirror breaks Christina Aguilera's engagement to boyfriend Jordan Bratman. The couple apparently met last October at a management meeting, and have since been spotted at various sporting events and shopping malls. But don't for a moment think Bratman's taken the X out of Xtina: on one of their recent dates the chanteuse(!) followed up a visit to an Elton John concert with a trip to titty-bar Jaguar's on the Vegas, uh, strip. There Miss Thang not only supposedly kicked down two grand for lapdances, but held a dance-off with one of the ladies.
Two-twenty heartily congratulates the happy couple, and looks forward to paparazzi photos displaying a wedding ceremony reflective of their shared taste for tastelessness.
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