March 24, 2004
special delivery from mr. stiff
East New York sexagenarian Mr. Stiff tried to kill three policemen by dropping a bowling ball on them from his terrace on the 17th floor. The Times explains that New Yorkers are so fond of chucking things at cops from above that these projectiles are referred to as "airmail". Mr. Stiff had more ammo at the ready, but was arrested for attempted murder, attempted assault, reckless endangerment, and criminal possession of a weapon before he could try again. As usual, his neighbors thought he was a happy guy. Maybe because he had a hobby.
Bowling Ball From 17th Floor Narrowly Misses 3 Officers | NY Times
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