March 25, 2004
take that, you meanie!
Richard Simmons -- our favorite exercise guru and fashion muse -- justifiably slapped a fellow passenger as they waited to board an LA-bound plane in Phoenix after the big bully-head snidely remarked, "Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s."
Poor Richard. He is so misunderstood. We're just happy he was allowed to return home to the comfort of his one-of-a-kind contemporary doll collection. Oh, yeah, and that despite Richard's Herculean strength, the insolent fucker emerged from the scuffle unharmed.
Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man | Yahoo! News
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