two-twenty

we're gonna passion like it's a three-day weekend

Happy Good Friday / Easter everyone! We've provided a few links for your enjoyment over this three-day weekend for some (and nine-day weekend for others):

• Texas woman owns many Bibles, the contents of which unfortunately persuade her to stone her children to death. She is acquitted for reasons of insanity.

• Whip it, whip it good!

• The box-office juggernaut that is The Passion of the Christ just keeps on truckin'. Mel, penitent Catholic that he is, stands to make northward of $300M from the film. As a great religious leader once said, "If you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on Earth." Clearly, Mel Gibson was paying attention when that advice was doled out.

• America's Best Christian reviews The Passion of the Christ.

• A compilation of really bad jesus jokes.

• WWWD? (picture via about.com)

• Barely related, but while we are on the subject of combining (in)famous faces, this is really just too perfect: 2+2=Condi (via Wonkette).

Enjoy your weekend, everyone, but don't experience the passion too deeply-- remember, you have to work on Monday!