two-twenty

stick a fork in this turkey, it's done

Received this cryptic email from Ash yesterday, titled "Istanbul Keyword List 20040421":

Efes, pilsener, beer, raki, milky, petrol, weird smells, silk road, bazaar, rugs, carpets, kilims, ikats, textiles, lots, many, masses, antique, fake, ugly, bright, old, pile, shag, bushy, eyebrows, mono brow, unibrow, stinky, [deleted to protect the innocent], [deleted to avoid firebombing of two-twenty], [deleted to avoid an international incident], Arab, Turk, Turkmen, liars, Euros, dollars, lira, credit cards, credit, African express, tea, beverage, chai, cha, cucumbers, raw, dirty, street, evil, corn, baked, popped, booze, alcohol, hangover, aspegic, asprin, pain, hangover, abuse, alcoholic, hotel, Kybele, lamps, small, intimate, cosy, quirky, museum, harem, mike, mike's place, mike's museum, hairy, sleazy, lair, women, lots, many, masses, Canadian, Canadian woman, ugly, weird, annoying, stupid, dunce, dumb, dork, crazy, nipple, under, beneath, covers, violated, rape, pester, battery, assault, stalk, annoy, harass, harangue, Turkish, locals, boys, men, testosterone, western women, western, easy, put out, make sex, capitulate.

Right. So, there you have it. Best of luck to all involved.