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holy shi'ite

So you're a Shi'ite Muslim and you're wondering if you can have anal sex with the woman you've married temporarily, or if it's cool to keep your money in an interest-bearing account at a non Muslim bank, or how to deal with a friend you no longer want to talk to... where do you turn? The Grand Ayatollah Sistani provides answers to these questions and many more at his incredibly helpful website, www.sistani.org.

(In case you're feeling lazy, the answers to the above questions are, yes, anal sex is permitted though undesirable; it is permissible to earn interest at a non-muslim bank; if you want to ditch your friend you still have to say hello to him and ask after his health, and visit him if he gets sick.)