June 04, 2004
dammit, my jo can out-ho j. lo
Surprising no one, Janet Jackson recently announced that she suffers from acute schizophrenia. Her multiple personalities include "Strawberry", "the most sexual of them all; the wildest," and "Damita Jo", who is "quick to put you in your place." In other words, it makes perfect sense that she would pull a wildly sexually inappropriate publicity stunt during one of the nation's most-watched television events, and then lash out at the media for singling her out and persecuting her with the hours of airtime and miles of column-inches they devoted to her. That about-face had nothing to do with hypocritical narcisssism, or even damage control, people, it's her personality. Er, personalities. Perhaps it runs in the family...
Janet Says She Has a Sexual Mind | msn entertainment
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