January 26, 2005
pour some sugar on me
Those durn gays are at it again. Continuing their long-running campaign to subvert our nation's youth to the dark side of rug-munching and ass-fucking, the gay mafia has once again attempted to insert their agenda into the soft yielding flesh of our childrens' minds.
As if Ernie and Bert (and some say... Kermit...?), Tinky Winky, Barney, and SpongeBob weren't enough, now American tax dollars have been spent to send an animated character on a field trip to LesboLand, also known as Vermont. The PBS Kids show "Postcards From Buster" recently produced a segment where the title character, an animated bunny, visited two lesbian couples who run maple sugar farms. The awesome title of the segment? "Sugartime!" (We didn't even add the exclamation point, people!)
Following harsh censure from our new Education Secretary, PBS has cancelled plans to air the episode (well, WGBH in Boston is still going to air it, but talk about preaching to the converted). However, two-twenty has learned that Buster blogged his visit to the secluded sapphic sanctuary. Excerpts follow:
"We travelled to Vermont in the spring... the whole state is a puddle!"
"Karen and my mom used to... serve it with a pickle..."
"sweet, thick... Muffy... beautiful..."
Sugartime, indeed!
Education chief rips PBS for gay character | msnbc.com
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