January 30, 2005
seller beware | joanna
Ash spotted the following item on ebay yesterday in his never-ending search for a proper desk chair (do you have one?).
It was listed as being "vintage art deco" which -- as it clearly is not -- sent me into one of my muttering spells, and caused Ash to translate that to a missive...
"my girlfriend says youre an idiot and it is not an art deco chair and it is a scandanavian 50's chair. she says you're a dufus and thinks that you must have no education. she also said that the chair is ugly like its owner probably is."
The seller's response?
"Your girl friend is probably right, i will update my listing. It is ugly, that is why i am selling it."
Just imagine this guy on a date generated from a personal ad.
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