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planned obsolescence, part ii: darwinism at work

This is too much. During our morning perusal of the gawker media empire today, we learned from the nattering wonkette that FOX news talking head Sean Hannity has started a conservative dating service on his website, called "Hannidate". Faster than you can say "double click", we were there.

Below are some sample pics with excerpts from the personal ads. One of them's a fake. Can you spot it?

Krista

I love this country and I support our President. I saw him three times this past year, twice on the campaign trail and once at the inauguration. I cried when Reagan died...one of my favorite books is "I love you, Ronnie"…

Mark

I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced… looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL… [caps his]

David

I'm 41 and have never been married. I work in Customer Service in Lansing, Michigan. I also have a background working in computer information services… My musical tastes are rather eclectic, basically anything except hip hop.

Elaine

I think Jeff Gannon is hot, and I’m not afraid to say it! His politics are so… tumescent. So what if he likes dudes… I’m open to, well, the possibilities, Jeff… wink!

Susan

I am 55 and live in a little house in the woods with my 2 cats.

Don't feel bad, we can't spot the fake one either, and we wrote the damn thing. Below is what appears to be the most viewed, or at leat one of the most viewed, profiles (we didn't check every page - even we don't have that much spare time on our hands). Draw your own conclusions:

Alayna

Me: I'm 25, Christian and Republican… I'm currently learning how to like reading…You: Must enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and cozy evenings with a smoldering fire in the fireplace... I'm only teasing... or am I!? :) … I'm a firm believer that the man is the head of the household, so I'm very traditional, and as a strong woman, would need an even stronger man... He must demonstrate the following qualities in no particular order: intelligence, good judgment, leadership, honesty, responsibility, sensitivity, tenderness, excitement, romance, good humor, even temperament, creativity, cleaning abilities, cooking abilities, and telepathy (for when I'm mad at him). (* List of character qualities may increase without notice).
Viewed: 2297 times.

Hannidate | Hannity.com
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