February 28, 2005
bite the pillow sham, bitch
In reading today's Newsweek article on Martha Stewart's stay in the joint, two-twenty learned what gay men who are addicted to HBO's penitentiary drama "OZ" already know: prison sex is hott!
We pulled a few choice quotes for you:
"We went to lean against the visiting-room wall for a modified version of the yoga pose called 'downward-facing dog', from which she seamlessly moved into a headstand."
- Martha Stewart Living editor Margaret Roach
"...She took it standing up. There were no tears. No dropping to the ground. I've seen very strong men who can't handle that."
- Donald Trump
"She's no longer the master of her own domain."
- Keith Naughton (author of article)
(ed. note: nice Seinfeld reference, buddy! V. subtle!)
"The fact is, the American public loves a great come... And her story is even more compelling now.""
- NBC TV chief Jeff Zucker
Okay, fine, "comeback". He said "comeback."
Martha Breaks Out | Newsweek on msnbc.com
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