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Doesn't this guy look like he's about to seriously harsh on your buzz?

”If it weren’t for those meddling kids…”

That's because he so totally is, dude. Buoyed, perhaps, by media noise about the morality mandate engendered by the 2004 election, the Senate is considering extending decency standards to cable and satellite television. Say goodbye to hot lesbian action on "The L Word", and you can just Goddamn motherfucking piss shit cocksucking whore fucking FORGET about "Deadwood".

Sayeth Senator Ted Stevens, pictured above and Republican (duh!) of Alaska: “We wonder why our children are sexually active at a young age. We are spending millions to promote abstinence while our public airwaves are increasingly promoting sex.” Well, Senator, let's not get on too high a horse-- that whole abstinence thing hasn't been exactly the ace in the hole you'd hoped for. And at a time when your party's strict anti-choice philosophies threaten to undermine women's rights worldwide, forgive us our concerns that your crusade is based more on conservative fear-mongering than on genuine concern for the well-being of America’s youth.

We’re not saying that the prevalence of pornography and teenage promiscuity aren’t issues in American society today – we’re just saying that we like hot teen lesbians. Wait, no, what we’re really saying is don’t blame the dissipation of America’s youth on racy Cable TV— blame it on Fred Durst.

Congress Proposes Decency Rules For Cable, Satellite | AdAge.com