March 07, 2005
"come from behind victory" sounds kinda dirty if you think about it | alex
And so it begins... SRO tickets went on sale this morning for tonight's spring training grudge match between the Yankees and the Red Sox.
The excitement is palpable as millions of fans from both sides of the fence think the same thought, drummed into their head by a relentless onslaught of bad screenwriting and even worse derivative sportswriting: "Bring it on!"
"Girl, it's already been brought-en!"
As an mlb.com story puts it: "Why else would 23-year-old Deborah Kellogg-Van Orden and her 21-year-old sister Rebecca spend two nights on pavement...?"
Um, because they're poor crackwhores? Just kidding, Deborah and Rebecca! We're sure that you're not poor whores, and that if you were, you would prefer cold hard cash in exchange for your services rather than a chance to kiss the glass dick. Why? because New Englanders are nothing if not practical!! Go Sox!
Sox fans ready for Yankees visit | redsox.com
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