June 10, 2005
jackson hole | mister hamburger
JACKSON HOLE, 521 3RD AVENUE (35TH ST) 212 679 3264
BURGER NAME: Western burger. BBQ sauce, 7 oz. patty, bacon, cheese, fried sloppy onions.
FIRST IMPRESSION: 
fries, salad stuff, and burger were squashed rudely into a round tin holding thing with a plastic lid to show you how bad they looked squashed. reminded me of when jersey sluts press their tits up against the windows of the bus when they have a field trip in winter.
APPEARANCE:
MEAT: 
grey look and the edges were not charred.
BUN: soggy as hell on the bottom so it felt weird to hold. top was alright
PACKAGE:
TASTE:
MEAT: 
tasted like meat. just didn't look like it.
BUN: soggy and could have been toasted.
DRIPPYNESS: 
only a little drippy, but whole think was soggy so i think all the drops fell out on the way to the apartment.
MEAT TEXTURE :
MEAT COLOR: grey.
SIZE: huge. as big as a beagles head. maybe bigger.
VALUE: 
could feed a homeless man for about 2 days.
COOKED TO SPECS: did not char the top and bottom, and seems middle was not med rare, medium instead.
AMOUNT OF LOVE FROM CHEF:
FROM DELIVERY PERSON/WAITER: friendly.
ONE HOUR LATER: No feeling of sickness.
BELLS AND WHISTLES: fries were crap. soggy and thick. i hate fat fries. i like the ones like mc donalds or the refried mcdonalds fries at coffee shop.
FINAL IMPRESSION: Am not ordering from there again soon.
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