June 12, 2005
moonstruck diner | mister hamburger
MOONSTRUCK, 38th and Mad, HOME DELIVERY
BURGER NAME: Cheese burger deluxe (with fries)
FIRST IMPRESSION: 
ugly as hell. stupid onion rings on the side pressed into the bun leaving stinky ring marks on bun. fries flaccid and undercooked. squished into a stupid little cardboard type of box thing in a bag with about 4000 ketchup packages per burger and 6000 salt sachets. lost count of napkins and knives and forks at 9,768. who the fuck wants to eat a burger wit a knofe and fork? cunts.
APPEARANCE
MEAT: 
good black on top and bottom from grill
BUN: "at least the bun fits the burger" says joanna, which is about all you can say about them.
TASTE
MEAT:
BUN:
PACKAGE:
DRIPPYNESS: 
MEAT TEXTURE : at least it is not full of gristle
MEAT COLOR: looks normal.
SIZE: 
huge. enormous.
VALUE: could feed a homeless man for 3 days happily.
COOKED TO SPECS: the meat is done to med rare well, but everything else slips out of the burger and the fries suck.
AMOUNT OF LOVE FROM CHEF: 
FROM DELIVERY PERSON/WAITER: service from people there is shocking and delivery takes forever.
ONE HOUR LATER: wondering why i ordered from they again.
BELLS AND WHISTLES: fries suck. onion rings are rejected by the beagle. they should be anyway. disgusting.
FINAL IMPRESSION: i always swear never to go back and then find myself on the phone with them again ordering the same crap.
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