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Katie Holmes' Auditing Session

According to the Cult of Scientology, the mind retains the memory of trauma in the form of engrams. During an auditing session, the events are recalled, and an e-meter registers the pain from the past, helping the person become clear. In this totally fake auditing session, Katie Holmes grows one step closer to... Tom Cruise.

Katie Holmes' Auditing Session (mp3)

The Transcript:

Auditor: Can you tell me about the time of sorrow?

Katie: Without him I feel his arms around me. The world around me changes and everywhere the streets are full of strangers.

Auditor: Thank you very much, your needle is floating now.

Katie: The world is full of happiness that I have never known. I love him, I love him, I love him.

p.s.
That is actually Katie Holmes singing.