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hamburger helper | joanna

Dear Alex,

Yes, the "about" section on our brainchild is pathetically inaccurate, and yes, I've often neglected said (off) digi-spring.

There is, however, a much more pressing issue that I'm writing to address. It saddens me that I must do so publicly...

Mister Hamburger has sunken his incisors into our realm like a cow-milk-fed Dracule. What's worse: his appetite seems insatiable. I mean, seriously, he went to Brooklyn.

Please, help. Help me help you help us.

With love and respect,
xojhb