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mister hamburger's weight loss regime | mister hamburger

After years of research and months of dutifully writing hamburger reviews, Mister Hamburger has been forced by management to explain his long absence from two-twenty.

Mister Hamburger, dedicated as they come in the World of Hamburgers, was happy to sacrifice his usual sharp looks for an extra tire and love handles. However, Mister Hamburger became concerned that the future Missus Hamburger was not excited about his extra girth, shortness of breath, and potential likelihood of heart problems.

Mister Hamburger has started running. Look for the guy on the East river some afternoons wearing his hamburger hat and puffing and panting his way down to the Russian and Turkish Baths. Mister Hamburger gives the baths .

The running, however, only gets because it is so hard for Mister Hamburger to get motivated to go out as New York gets so goddamned cold. Mister Hamburger gives New York's relative lack of Autumn .

Mister Hamburger has some travel plans over the next fifteen months or so. Stay tuned for Mister Hash Cookies, Mister Dim Sum, Mister Kebab, and Mister Spaghetti.

Mister Hamburger has not quit though, he still has hamburgers now and then.